Relationships:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her gidlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go. The “I Hate You/I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once.
Sex:
Women prefer 20 -45 minutes foreplay. Men prefer to 30-35 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back places as part of the foreplay.
Bathrooms:
A man has at least six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to idetntify most of these items.
Going Out:
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting her makeup….
The Telephone:
Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home,she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
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